Anyone actually managed to open a bank account here??

Seriously asking, how do you guys do it?

Been trying for weeks to open a simple bank account. They want like 50 documents, proof of million of things and basically my life story. The bank employees treat you like you're bothering them just by existing. One lady literally rolled her eyes when I asked a question about the requirements.

I just want to deposit my salary and contribute to the economy here. But they act like I'm trying to rob the place.

Does anyone have tips? Like, is there a specific bank that's less impossible? Someone I should know? A magic phrase that makes them human?

I'm starting to think they genuinely don't want foreign money in this country... 🤦‍♂️